We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.
Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)
It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing
Pride and Prejudice: A Summary
toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH
without it its just