nicolascageholocaust:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.


jukeinthebox:

Rainbow Road in Mario Kart 64 (1996) and in Mario Kart 8 (2014)

officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

guceubcuesu:

hey

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Watchu got there

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a skull that connects to my spine hbu


brienneoftarth:

Pride and Prejudice: A Summary

liluminati:

toucans freak me out cus thats like THERI WHOEL MOUTH

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without it its just

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❝Fuck Twitter, Fuck Facebook! Go and do something positive with your life, hey you, Nirvana shirt - go and start a band, seriously please start a band I want to be able to tell people that I’ve met you. Do something fun, make memories, do crazy shit!❞
– John O’Callaghan (via lukederpings)

dabhabit:

sarcasticmisanthropicvegan:

they were rescued from a testing lab, they’ve never walked on grass before

My heart

thisis-fat-privilege:

fuck-no-sjws:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

I want one so can just put it on someone’s paper to print “FUCK YOU”

A printer droid? I’d buy one.

thisis-fat-privilege:

fuck-no-sjws:

geardrops:

fastcompany:

Portable Robot Printer Is Like A Roomba That Squirts Ink

it’s so cute i want an army of them

I want one so can just put it on someone’s paper to print “FUCK YOU”

A printer droid? I’d buy one.

tradleymcball:

making eye contact with a band member during a concert is my favourite thing

darrynek:

why does it seem like every dad sneezes really loud

thisis-fat-privilege:

I’ve never seen, nor photographed, a bloodmoon before.

thisis-fat-privilege:

I’ve never seen, nor photographed, a bloodmoon before.